"It got worse from there. A PowerPoint slide featured Kevin Durant's name, presumably left on by accident, presumably residue from repurposed materials..."Read More
"Write in journals and diaries, write bad poetry and show it to no one or everyone, write stories and read them to people until they tell you to stop. Keep your writing secret. Or don’t. Try to get your writing published. Or don’t..."Read More
“I sometimes shoot clay with my boss, Randy, and all we ever talk about is work. Last week, he asked me to write up a list of ideas for improving employee training and I actually got excited. God, I’m pathetic...”Read More
"If you offer me a half-dead mountain man getting revenge on a one-note Tom Hardy (who still manages to steal the screen from him), I'll take Arnie Grape any day of the week..."Read More