“I sometimes shoot clay with my boss, Randy, and all we ever talk about is work. Last week, he asked me to write up a list of ideas for improving employee training and I actually got excited. God, I’m pathetic...”Read More
"At some point during this drive, something occurred to me, and I don't know why this something hadn't occurred to me until then: I was on a blind, double-date with my parents..."Read More
“During this encounter, the acquaintance happened to remark on Jeremy’s sudden growth spurt (which is a natural occurrence for a boy his age). This casual remark lead to Mrs. Thurber smiling and brushing the hair out of her son’s eyes, which was in turn met with with the younger Thurber stepping back and frowning...”Read More
"On Friday, I was stuck at Herr Schicklgruber’s annual autumn festival, exchanging inanities with the library donors. I was stumbling through rounds of lawn darts and badminton and the only tonic for my introversion had quite a bit of gin mixed into it..."Read More